Why is it that disgusting, creepy, old men always think it is totally okay to hit on girls half their age with twice the looks?
"I charge $100 for the first minute and $25 for each additional," my standard line when the creep can't take the hint to move on. Either way it works; they keep talking and I make some $$ or they shut up and go.
What tricks do you have up your designer clad sleeve?
