Thursday, November 11, 2010

Trick or Treat?



Why is it that disgusting, creepy, old men always think it is totally okay to hit on girls half their age with twice the looks?

"I charge $100 for the first minute and $25 for each additional," my standard line when the creep can't take the hint to move on. Either way it works; they keep talking and I make some $$ or they shut up and go.

What tricks do you have up your designer clad sleeve?

4 comments:

  1. Because little twats like you have been spreading their legs for older succesful men since the dawn of time. Why do you think Donald Trump with that rediculous hairdo bangs models left and right. And "twice the looks" aren't you an arrogant little poser.

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  2. Darling, I can't wait for you to choke on your words... At the rate you keep spewing them, odds are you'll choke soon. Words only hurt when they are true, and your words just keep making me laugh. Thanks for that, laughing really is just the best feeling :)

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  3. You go girl. I have been reading through your blog and wanted to thank you. Definitely been given some ideas to try out.
    -T.

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  4. That's GREAT Because that's just what your words to for me. I laugh every time I read the ridiculous shit you make up each week. If only it were true. If you're SO PROUD of your attitude and they way you live your life, why hide behind a fake name, and a barbie doll?? Could it be that we are not what we say? You're not the first 50 yr old bald man pretending to be someone else on the internet, but I wish you were the last

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